Saturday, February 15, 2003

Inquiring minds, by which I mean my sister, want to know: Does this dress look ho-ish? (Her words, not mine.) I put in a tentative vote for “no,” but you never know what the public—or frat boys of the leering variety—might think.

For those of you who don’t know, I’ve got a little sis who goes to school in the South. Not only is she wicked smart at book learnin’ and such, but she will also hand you your ASS on a plate in any Mario Kart game.

Says the Holden in me, “Here’s looking at you, Phoeb!”