Saturday, March 8, 2003

It occurred to me, gentle reader, that I’ve not yet published a cryptic message. And so I ask you to humor me and allow me to indulge in this practice just once; more wisdom, I promise you, shall assault your senses in the coming days.

The highlights of today:

1. “The interview took place in our living room, where it was quieter and less distracting than the Cheesecake Factory.” Thanks for the TWISTED insight.

2. Irony de la Barnes and Nobles: A middle-age man browses the “Self Improvement” shelves and breaks wind very, very loudly. I believe I can offer you some advice, mister, and save you a couple of dollars in book money.

3. Psychosis de la Barnes and Nobles: A nutcase yammers to himself while “reading” a book–usually books need to be open in order to be read, understand–and eating lots of sponge cake.

4. Dashing madly across Sheridan, seeing my life flash before my eyes in a headlight-fluorescent hue, just to make it to the campus shuttle.

Indeed, my most excellent weekend continues. Share in my joie de vivre, won’t you?