Tuesday, April 15, 2003

Do you know what happened to me today, gentle reader? I recently purchased a typewriter for my mum and I discovered that the eBay seller in question decided to screw with me. I’m sitting pretty with 355 positive transactions, and this bad apple turns up on a warm, glorious evening. Well, you know what this means. It means that I’m going to employ the long Arm of Justice, coupled with Adam Smith’s Invisible Hand, and I’m going to bitch-slap the shyster.

Garcon! My bitch-slapping gloves, if you would.