Thursday, April 17, 2003

Perceptive gentle readers will note that although I didn’t publish anything of value–yeah, repeat after me, something of value–yesterday evening, this post seemingly materialized out of nowhere.

“Why wasn’t there a post?” you ask, eyes a-twinkle with malice.

Two words for you, gentle reader: GODDAMN ELVES.

Since I’m so resourceful, however, I’ve got another three words for you on how I solved this dilemma: we bought time. That’s right; Secondhand Rants now owns time. It was a little rough on the bottom line, but sometimes you’ve got to splurge a little, you know?

And I will spend a little of your time by suggesting that, should you own a Gamecube, you MUST purchase Ikaruga. I plugged this game in yesterday’s post, and it’s simply the best 39.99 I’ve spent in recent memory. This little gem will make your humble abodes alive: alive with women laughing maniacally, philosophy majors curling into fetal position right after expounding on blues and reds, and would-be rhetoricians spewing rhetoric–mere rhetoric, take note–while furiously mashing buttons.