Thursday, May 1, 2003

Many thanks to George and rival CEOs Esther and Patrick for their assistance in the relocation of our fair business.

In a few days, gentle reader, you will step into my new e-foyer: Secondhandrants.com! We’re moving to the big time. I’d cue the drum roll, but the drummer got a little too annoying, so I fired him–with a shotgun.

Hugs and Kisses,
CEO Ben