Friday, July 11, 2003

There’s something inexplicably quaint about watching a television commercial, gentle reader, wherein the announcer expounds upon the “Jew-lie” furniture specials and closes with a mind-blowing deal. What is the deal? I’ll tell you what it is. Customers snag a free watermelon with every furniture purchase. Free watermelon!

So from one CEO to all the CEO’s in the furniture business, take note: y’all better start offering rashers of hog-wild bacon with your furniture to counter this amazing offer.