Monday, November 10, 2003

Feeding Splotch some White Rabbit Candy–poetic moment or grievous mistake? This is a hypothetical, gentle reader, as Splotch has only ingested carrots, bananas, grapes, alfalfa, the smallest bit of duct tape, and some paint. No, I did not feed him the last two items. Yes, he’s still alive. No, you cannot eat duct tape. Yes, paint is good for you. It’s filled with Vitamin P. Who says? My PhDJ says. Talk to the advanced degree, biznatch!