Monday, July 19, 2004

Hi there, gentle reader! It’s your chipper CEO signing in, ready to boggle your mind with a confounding riddle.

What’s the best way to help a robbery victim find justice?

You’re stumped, I know, I can see it in your eyes. I’m in a fantastic mood, so I won’t leave you hanging. Here’s the answer.

Simple! Subpoena him for ANOTHER court date and force him to sit a couple inches from the robber for an hour or two.

Aunt Jemima above, dear reader! This is like having Christmas, albeit in a Hanukkah timeframe. HOORAY, HUGS AND KITTENS FOR EVERYONE!