Friday, January 6, 2006

You could call it a blessing, I suppose, that I still have electricity, because the building management apparently saw fit to prevent my running water from running yesterday evening. Sure, I couldn’t cook or shower, but at least I was able to activate the microwave and the Internet. Sometimes one, sometimes the other, sometimes simultaneously, even.

Per the end of our Wednesday conversation I’d like to give you my entire wardrobe of neckties, along with my stamp collection and maybe my car as well. I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I can’t give you my neckties because I’ve fashioned them into a gigantic noose. I’m just joshing you, really, because the noose is actually tied to the back of the car. I’ll stop now.

What I’m trying to say in a roundabout way is this: I realize we haven’t started the year on the most chipper of terms, with our glum discourse on falling planes and aborted resolutions. That’ll change soon, I’m sure, though it’s interesting to imagine how our discussion would’ve read, had we met five or six years ago.

Sunday, January 09, 2000 :::

Two church services were a blast today, could’ve gone for a third. Planning on canvassing nearest dorm for friendship, right after I attend all the extracurriculars on campus.

Talk to you later! Maybe on AIM! :oD

Remember AIM? It was created by AOL to allow you to whip up angsty and cliffhanger Away Messages for the sole purpose of amassing concerned inquiries from your Buddy List. Internet, lend me your shoulder.