Monday, July 14, 2003

Hold on to your Hawaiian shirts, gentle reader. Secondhand Rants will return in a week to accompany you on those cold, lonely, corporate evenings. Yeah.

Our workplace, you’ll be aghast to know, has gone on for an earthshaking one day without any accidents, so you know something’s wrong. It’s time to crush some more hapless employees and bring the count back to zero.

Until we meet again in Jew-lie 22nd, dear reader!