Monday, May 26, 2003

When I was a wee lad, gentle reader, this book taught me all I needed to know about nutrition. Having established that, consider the items I ate today:

1. Spanish Omelet Bagel from McDonald’s

2. Hashbrown from McDonald’s

3. Hi-C laced with Sprite

4. Half a Steak, Egg, and Cheese Bagel from McDonald’s

5. Too much White Rabbit Candy

That’s right, gentle reader; I finished my first bag of Candy today. Let’s hope the glorious tennis I played this afternoon will counteract the evils of bad nutrition. Doctor, get me a stomach pump.