Sunday, July 6, 2003

Upon whom or what do I blame my lack of regular updates? The answer, of course, is you, gentle reader.

Actually, my lateness is due to the sheer number of important tasks I’ve had to accomplish recently. My PDA honestly exploded before my very eyes, I’m telling ya! To wit: Just a few hours ago, I was engaged in an afternoon hunt for rhinocerphants up and down the Limpopo River.

Our stock has devalued at an alarming rate.

I have also acquired the compulsive need to make fibs and fabricate gigantic whoppers, though this is a malady limited to today.