Monday, July 28, 2003

Real World Problem of the Week: I pay almost seven hundred clams for my auto insurance (that’s for the year, just to clarify for my driving ability’s sake), gentle reader, yet AAA insists that I haven’t paid. What’s that, AAA? I sent you my credit card number two weeks ago, authorized you to bill me, but you don’t want my money? FINE!

Just follow the row of cheddar pieces leading out of your front lobby tomorrow morning, okay? Translation: I’m going to call them tomorrow morning and work out the misunderstanding in a civilized manner. If only Secondhand Rants could go hostile takeover on AAA’s ass! If only Secondhand Rants actually existed. I probably should wish for those two things in reverse order.