Thursday, July 31, 2003

I found a curious program entitled “Microsoft Paint” on my computer today, gentle reader, and I may safely say that this piece of code holds the key to expanding our company. Long have we labored without a logo worthy of our Fortune 01 stature, but that shall not be the case for long.

Even as I speak to you, my Art Department is toiling without rest to bring you, our investors, what you deserve.

Renoir, Cezanne, Van Gogh, take note: Your time is up, and you may all begin rolling in your graves now.