Thursday, August 21, 2003

An afternoon or two ago, gentle reader, I turned to knowledgeable co-worker Dave and asked him about outdoor jobs. What jobs would allow me to run free on God’s green Earth, spreading sunshine and goodwill everywhere? He suggested a few viable options–I seem to recall occupations such as Park Ranger, Deer Hunter, and Swimming Pool Checker–and National Walking Champion sounded the most workable. National Walking Champeen! Me!