Monday, September 8, 2003

I’ve woken up in the past week, gentle reader, wracked with mysterious pains. A painful jawbone led me to conclude that I smacked my head into the wall while sleeping, but what if the very brain cells required to figure that out died upon impact? That’s a scary thought. In the name of Blogger, why the heck did I just italicize that? Something fishy’s going on, I tell you.

I also woke up one morning with a mysterious crescent-shaped cut extending from my chest to my stomach. Where did that come from? Okay, Sharing Time is over.