Friday, September 12, 2003

“You’ve got ears in all the right places, babe.”

I recently developed the perfect pick-up line, gentle reader, and you have the happy fortune of reading it right here. Being the veritable embodiment of efficiency, I’ve made the line accessible to both male and female readers, as you can see, and industrious readers may innovate to no end. I guarantee you’ll be your own best friend in no time.