Sunday, September 28, 2003

To the cockmonkey who stole my bike seat: I’ve got your easy installation instructions right here, so read carefully.

1. Bend over

2. Pretend you’re the bike

3. Take seat and shove it

Troubleshooting Section

Q: I installed your bike seat, but all I got was a mouthful of metal. What should I do?

A: Wrong hole, asswipe. Try again.