Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Here’s a real AAA moment for you, gentle reader. I’m making a left turn, frazzled after a long day of work, and I suddenly hear a child scream. I look to my left. Nothing. I look to my right, and what do you know? There’s a stinking kid standing there and smiling, arms still raised after having tossed some leaves onto my car.

You might qualify that as “cute,” but I thought I’d tossed my hood onto the little shit’s head and raised my auto insurance premium by one Vietnamese boy. There’s a lesson to be learned from this, so think hard. Okay, time’s up.