Friday, February 13, 2004

In the past few days, gentle reader, I’ve received confirmation that I may not, in fact, be the only person left at Secondhand Rants. That’s touching, really it is, and it’s good to know that I still have investors.

That being said, you probably think I’m going to give you a big hug now. Bzzzt, wrong! Even as a wee lad swaddled in nothing but bank bonds, I knew that building a corporate behemoth would require one to be crotchety and uncompromising. So unless you want to see me go from zero to pissed in twenty seconds, I suggest you get out of my lobby. Immediately.