Monday, May 3, 2004

Open wide, gentle reader, as we start the week off right. For some reason this watershed in film history flew under my radar like a dodgeball coated in stealth, and I’m going to remedy that right now.

It’s true that Starsky and Hutch failed to satisfy, it’s true that this movie is essentially another iteration of Zoolander, but you know what else is true? I’ll tell you what else is true. You-know-who is going to line up you-know-when to fork out the heaven-knows-what to watch the smack.