Thursday, August 5, 2004

Can’t talk now because this Excel document is just too good. Every cell, every line, every omigodihaveamigraine formula simply tantalizes the senses like a cherry-flavored circus.

You should mack on this for now, gentle reader, and you should visit this site if you don’t want to register. McCall’s article is one of my favorite pieces.

Me? I don’t do my work on a vintage typewriter. I have something even better. It’s called a “shitty keyboard,” which I sometimes bang on with both fists to simulate typing. You see, whenever I go into Nitro Typing mode, I can achieve typerates up to 50 trajillion WPM, albeit with decreased accuracy. My greatest downfall, I suppose, is that I never know when Nitro Typing mode will strike. I’ll be blithely typing percentages and happy faces when suddenly, in a violent twist of fate, I’ll k.xs.dxzkxzfcxm,djk,ldsjk,djkgduiojrhkjfhjf. And then I’ll have a moment of respite before I kdjk,dfj,polkj,tri8458945e90hg. You get the ideaaaaaaaaaa.