Thursday, October 13, 2005

Remember the promise I made on Tuesday? We may have to go into overtime–yes, I’m speaking of a Saturday edition–to make good on it.

They say you aren’t supposed to get a flu shot when you already have the flu. What’s the worst that could happen if you got one anyway, huh? You’d basically be collecting more of the same. It’d simply be a bonus, and all that talk about breeding a mutant strain or getting even sicker? Balderdash.

I need to tell you something. The Shins just don’t cut it when you’re sick–some would argue even when you’re well. I’m listening right now and I periodically get mad at them. It’s like, “Thanks for helping my congestion by pumping more of your goddamn mumbling through my speakers.”