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Van Helsing (2004)
Only for those who insist on taking their action-horror with six doses of overacting. Jackman, armed with a hat that relentlessly channels Paddington Bear, is a monster hunter trying to save himself as well as the girl, in this case a Beckinsale who trades her catsuit for a preposterous accent.

Bury it

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