Sunday, July 27, 2003

Do you know what I found buried deep inside my tennis racquet today, gentle reader? A consistent, moderately fast second serve! The wide world of tennis may loudly rejoice now.

I also realize that I may have been a bit vague about my whereabouts as of late, so I’ll take a moment to lay it all out clearly. I am currently in North Carolina, but I’ll be back in Chicago on August 4th.

Saturday, July 26, 2003

Gentle readers who use Blogger technology will no doubt have noticed the new frontend. I logged on tonight and after futzing around with the new buttons and such, I felt as if I’d drooled all over myself. After checking the front of my shirt, I’m happy to report (and you’ll be disappointed to know) that I didn’t, in fact, do so.

Am I connecting with you on a substantive level? AM I? There’s something about the big, dorky font that makes me feel positively unwholesome. Either that, or Blogger thinks I’m extra-special. No, I don’t need to expound on my italicized word because you know perfectly well what I’m talking about. I’m talking about the extra-specialty that warrants a pickup from that extra-special bus.

I think I’ll click and purposefully miss those large buttons just to spite them. Spite! Spite!

Friday, July 25, 2003

I should run a contest, one replete with unfathomable* monetary reward, wherein participants list all of the Chicagoan retailers who carry Boar’s Head products. Can any gentle readers rise to the challenge?

*(Unfathomable = 0.00 USD)