Friday, April 4, 2003

Inspired by the recent crush of dreary weather, we at Secondhand Rants have begun research on how to control nature. The road ahead will prove difficult, to be sure, but with your financial support and some good ol’ country know-how, I’m sure we will prevail.

My new Muse also called in sick today because of the weather, so you can blame her for the lack of riveting news.