Saturday, August 30, 2003

Brando’s mind-boggling gastrointestinal abilities, coupled with his powerhouse napping regimen, will head off to San Francisco today for some grad schoolin’ at our nation’s premier program for biology.

You know the Wendy’s located at Oasis, the one right above the highway, the restaurant in which he downed a spicy chicken sandwich meal at 3 AM this morning after having ingested pounds of meat at a Brazilian barbeque? Yeah, that one, gentle reader. It will never be the same, and Brando will be missed. Proteins beware!