Sunday, August 31, 2003
My Quality Control Department recently informed me that things are running amok once more in Blogger Country. I checked up on this claim and found out that it is indeed true. You see, gentle reader, August 24 simply did not exist in Blogger Country. I tried and tried to talk to you back then, but my words simply did not appear. You may stop sniffling now.
Sure, I managed to play hooky successfully on all the other days, but my sloth simply could not cut the monkey a week ago. Speaking of monkeys, the only thing better than one monkey is two monkeys. Let’s give Test Monkey No. 6 a warm, banana smeared welcome. Why did he entitle his site so? I don’t know, nor am I going to probe any deeper, but it sure as shortcake wasn’t sanctioned by Mr. Dahl. Am I right or am I left?