Wednesday, May 19, 2004

I told you about an unsavory experience I had with two schmucks early last month, gentle reader, and today marks the beginning of some closure. It looks like one of the pricks gave a full confession, which significantly shortens the court process and decreases my chances of, you know, pocketing a gavel.

Still, it’s heartening to see our legal system respond so swiftly, even if the incident was minor. Lady Justice has indeed proven victorious, straightening what was crooked and righting what was wrong. And hot damn, someone’s gonna get whacked with the Cane of Good Behavior.