Wednesday, April 2, 2003

It’s like the Wooly Worldwide Webiverse reached over and gave me a big, hearty, strangulating hug. Brownie points to gentle readers who understand the dorky subtext of this piece.

What may you do with these brownie points? Are they redeemable for fine Secondhand Rants merchandise? Beats me, and you sure as heck better not wander over to our offices to inquire about them. Now away from my foyer, gentle reader! My schedule book tells me that the rest of my evening is filled with “big, important things.”